"Guess what? We're having a baby!"

"Do I look fat to you?"

"I'm what?"

"I went to the doctor today."

"You know how I've been getting kinda sick recently? Well, turns out, I'm not actually sick..."

"I feel so helpless like this. I don't like it."

"How's the baby?"

"How are you feeling? I know pregnancy can be tough..."

"Need some help? Here, don't get up. I'll get it for you. Wouldn't want you to over exert yourself."

"I saw you leaving this morning, and a little birdy told me you went to the doctor. Care to explain?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're more... round than you used to be."

"You're going to be a mother?"

"It's going to be a girl."

"It's going to be a boy."

"Aren't you excited? There's gonna be a baby!"

"Guess what? You're going to be a father."

"I'm not ready for a baby. I... I can't have a baby."