"You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast"

"You know the more I drink, the prettier you get"

"So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?"

"I sneezed because God blessed me with you"

"Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready"

"Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!"

"Are you a magician? Because AbracaDAYUM"

"You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good"

"Did you fart, cause you blew me away"

"Do you work at Dick's? Because you're sporting the goods"

"I want to Squirtle on your Jigglypuffs"

"Are your parents retarded? Because you're special"

"You're hotter than donut grease"

"You're so hot, I could fry eggs on your forehead"

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty"

"Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you"

"Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids"